Injured, again
Everything was ok today... woke up late, washed and waxed the bike, read about one of America's pivotal naval battles, enjoyed the company of old friends over tea and dinner, then i got injured at 2230H.
When you're injured, again, for the second time in two weeks, you might think that your leg is telling you something, that your friends don't love you anymore, or that you might just be jinxed.
10 things to do you do when you get injured on multiple occasions at the same area/region within a short period of time and you can't take it anymore:
1) Cut/Amputate the injured part to prevent further injury
2) Inject morphine as and when required
3) See the doctor and get an MC; skip work the next day
4) Apply emergency leave on account of being unable to bear the pain
5) Do one/none of the listed and wear protective gear for life
6) Cry and run to your parent/guardian/girlfriend/boyfriend/pet dog
7) Commit suicide; life doesn't want you in it
8) Commit suicide; the injurer/s don't want you alive
9) Combine two or more of the above 8 options
10) Reconsider one of the above nine options
I'll be wearing an ankle guard for the next few months.
...but on which ankle, or both?
When you're injured, again, for the second time in two weeks, you might think that your leg is telling you something, that your friends don't love you anymore, or that you might just be jinxed.
10 things to do you do when you get injured on multiple occasions at the same area/region within a short period of time and you can't take it anymore:
1) Cut/Amputate the injured part to prevent further injury
2) Inject morphine as and when required
3) See the doctor and get an MC; skip work the next day
4) Apply emergency leave on account of being unable to bear the pain
5) Do one/none of the listed and wear protective gear for life
6) Cry and run to your parent/guardian/girlfriend/boyfriend/pet dog
7) Commit suicide; life doesn't want you in it
8) Commit suicide; the injurer/s don't want you alive
9) Combine two or more of the above 8 options
10) Reconsider one of the above nine options
I'll be wearing an ankle guard for the next few months.
...but on which ankle, or both?
Decay @ 11:19 PM
5 Comments:
do take care of yourself. =/
We still love you :)
whimsical > Will do, thanx!
And Happy Birthday once again!
anonymous > Ermm... who's the "we" who love Dank?
He/she is telling you on behalf of all of us!
anonymous > -blur look-
Also, Dank would really appreciate a name to you your comment entry, and all other comment entries.
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