Sunday, May 08, 2005

For the ladies (again)

For the ladies, 'cos Dank thinks of you too...
It's about The Members and The G.

Part1: The Right Member
This guide was written by Celle (pronounced Sally), "solely dedicated to the ladies and boys who love boys. And of course nosy lads who'd like a double check".

"So, how do you predict the ideal member? Ok, let's make it slightly clearer, How do you predict the size of a bloke's genitalia?
This could be useful for those who wish not to fall in love with Mr Wrong-in-the-End."
...taken from "Guide to the Right Member" on SillyCelly.

Part2: The Right Member for the G
This next one was intended for ladies only (quote her entry "This is strictly a girls' read!"), but guys need to know how to pleasure their woman too right? So you guys reading this, don't be ashamed to increase your knowledge on the G spot, and what better source than from a lady.

"For the ladies, please ensure that you have read the prequel, The Guide to the Right Member, it's the pre-requisite to this lesson.This Auntie's guide will discus the importance of length , diameter and shape to hit G and go GA GA GA GA...&^*$$^!!The various members' statistics which are widely available are..."
...taken from "The Right Member to Hit G" on SillyCelly.

Part3: Guide to O-Heaven
"For those who have numerous O's and are still on the roll. Congrats and Rock On!
For those who haven't felt it before. This is a must read.
There are 3 things which need to be controlled for the girls to reach big O.

1. Physical aspects
2. Mental aspects
3. Fitness aspects"

...taken from "Guide to O-Heaven" on SillyCelly.

Credit: SillyCelly for her words of wisdom.

Daniel should mention that he hasn't verified Part1, yet...


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